Well Okay Then Seattle

When you're wrong, you are W-R-O-N-G. Congratulations Seattle fans. Your (sports) lives suck ass for many reasons but enjoy the night. Beating the defending Super Bowl champions, giving the rest of the country (myself included) the middle finger, and celebrating Marshawn Lynch's amazing touchdown run won't make you forget Shawn Kemp's evolution from All-Star power forward into a 300-pound drunk, the 2001 Mariners losing in the playoffs, the Seahawks loss in Super Bowl XL, or Kevin Durant rising to the level of superduperstar in Oklahoma City but feel free to crank up the Pearl Jam tonight and get hammered.