Patriots Will Blast The Jets

Just like when Han Solo blasted the shit out of Greedo in Star Wars, the Patriots are going to have the last laugh today against the Jets. Greedo sat at Solo's table, ran his mouth, and tried to intimidate the captain of the Millenium Falcon. Solo sat there, let the wierd little green creature make his point, and then he blasted him, ending his pathetic existence. The Patriots-Jets matchup will play out in a similar fashion. The Jets have been talking trash all week and making threats that they can not follow through on. The Patriots have sat back, laughed off the comments coming out of New York, and are prepared to end the Jets season. Have fun watching this one today and get plenty of rest for next Sunday when the Patriots will be hosting the Steelers in the AFC Championship Game for the right to advance to Super Bowl XLV in Dallas.