Cromartie Not Wise To Insult Brady

Antonio Cromartie is bad at three things. One of them is wearing condoms. Let's just say he will never have a moment like the young man is having in the video posted above. Another is remembering the names of his children. The last one is shutting down receivers when Tom Brady is the opposing quarterback. I hope that all the women who know the Jets cornerback ignore his phone calls, tweets, and Facebook messages after Sunday afternoon because after Brady and the Patriots make him look like Chris Canty on heroin, he is going to be looking to bounce back with another bastard child. Hey, if you can't stop the guy who you call an asshole, you might as well bring another child into this world that you will forget exists just days after their birth. Maybe Brady will show some mercy and light up the Jets safeties and linebackers by targeting Rob Gronkowski, Aaron Hernandez, and Danny Woodhead or look to attack Darrelle Revis' side of the field. Sadly for the women in Cromartie's life, Tom Brady never shows mercy. Brady is a killer and even though he responds to trash talk by laughing it off, he remembers every negative thing that is said about him and looks to embarass the culprit at every opportunity. If you don't believe me, ask Anthony Smith, who once upon a time ran his mouth in the direction of Brady and the Patriots. Anthony Smith would be the first person to explain to people like Cromartie that you never want to piss of Brady.