A Picture Says A Thousand Words

This picture comes courtesy of my new favorite website, Tauntr. Every dick who took an art history class in college thinks that they can explain paintings and sculptures so I figured it was time for me to take a shot at it (A-, Bridgewater State College, Spring 2001. Suck it!). This piece of work has to have been inspired by the Celtics management's offseason decision to sign Rasheed Wallace. I was a big fan of the signing at the time - I slightly remember writing it would help the C's win 70+ games this season - but Wallace's Double-D tits have shown that he may have been a bad signing. Imagine how good the Celtics could have been if Wallace had decided to arrive to Boston for his first season in good shape. He would be starting, allowing a still-injured Kevin Garnett the luxury of coming off the bench, and the C's would be a legitimate threat to the Cavaliers and Magic in the East. Well, so much for dreams. Reality is that Danny Ainge and Wyc Grousbeck were drinking heavily this summer and that Wallace intends to cash his checks regardless of his uninspiring performances. Happy St. Patrick's Day!