Top Ten Things Running Through Obama's Head...
10. If North Korea thinks I'm going to allow them to test nuclear weapons, they better provide some better ass than that.
9. Dude, she definitely farted.
8. Why is the guy next to me staring at me instead of this woman's ass? He must be from Massachusetts.
7. I wonder if Clinton hit that?
6. And to think, the Muslims want to cover that shit up. Fucking idiots.
5. I could eat lunch off of that.
4. I really hope the paparazzi didn't catch .... oh shit!
3. Do you think Michelle will believe it when I tell her they caught me mid-sneeze?
2. Definitely a thong.
1. Clinton wishes he could have gotten this caliber of women!
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