Holiday Gifts For The Oh-So Fortunate

Need some last minute ideas on what to get the Boston sports icons this Christmas? Let TheBostonInsider give you some hints... Bill Simmons (ESPN.com's "The Sports Guy"): The 10am-2pm slot on WEEI. Bring the Sports Guy back home to Boston while at the same time replacing Dale Arnold and Michael Holley. A win for everyone. Al Jefferson and Kendrick Perkins (Celtic big men): Some playing time. Come on Doc, there is no way that Blount and LaFrentz should be getting more burn than these two young studs. While you're at it, find some minutes for Justin Reed and Ryan Gomes as well. The Bruins: Some respect. Not too much but just a little -- they have to earn the rest. Tom Brady (Patriot Quarterback): For the man who has it all? A well deserved NFL MVP trophy. There's no one who deserves it more. Johhny Damon (Yankee centerfielder): Actually, with $52-million on the way, all Damon gets from me is the middle finger. Get used to it you money-grubbing scumbag. BC Men's Basketball Team: Sean Williams. The Eagles desperately need this shot-blocking, rebounding center or they will find the ACC to be not so welcoming in 2006. That's all Santa cares for right now. The inner-Grinch in me is coming out, due in large part to Steinbrenner's rape of my Red Sox soul. Happy Holidays!!!